I Swear It's Healthy!

Fuck me! It turns out that expletives are good for you.

This is good news in my household. I live with a man who has the face of a boy bander and the vocabulary of a sailor (a heavy-drinking, heavy-cussing one, not the slightly camp, Donald O'Connoresque type he more closely resembles). I'm no scientist but I'm hoping that if I drop a few f-bombs before my next blow out, I may be able to save a few brain cells/ a liver or two.

Like I said, I'm no scientist.

The Funniest Craigs List Posting Ever

To the Jewish guy watching gay porn near the Bagdad

My friend wanted to say sorry for yelling "Pervert!" really loud by your window. He didn't think you could hear and it was kind of weird that we could see right into your window from the sidewalk and see a menorah on the sill and hardcore gay porn on the tube. Either way we just wanted you to know that we think you're creepy, not a pervert.

Sincerely,

The People Who Interrupted Your Evening Masterbation [sic] Session